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8 Reasons to Book a Cruise Now

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Cruising: it seems as if everyone has an opinion on it.

Some people refuse to go on anything else, while others refuse to even consider the idea. I fall in between--I've been on several cruises and very much enjoyed them, but like to vary my travel methods between boat, rail, car, and plane.

Variety is the spice of life, after all!

If you're one of those people who can't understand why anyone would spend a week or more aboard the same ship, this post is for you...and you might be surprised at what you find.

Here are my top 8 reasons why I love going on cruises.

Tropical Fun: Snorkeling and Shopping in Grand Cayman

Tropical Fun: Snorkeling and Shopping in Grand Cayman | CosmosMariners.com

I never have to be tempted to head somewhere warm and tropical. So, when we were planning our 5th anniversary trip last year (we're big into giving trips and experiences instead of exchanging gifts), my husband and I knew we'd probably end up somewhere in the Caribbean.

8 Must-Do Things to Do in Jamaica

8 Must-Do Things to Do in Jamaica | CosmosMariners.com

Sun, sand, and palm trees: beach holidays are one of my favorite ways to relax! When we decided to go on a cruise for our fifth anniversary, we wanted to go somewhere that had stunning natural surroundings. We ended up selecting a cruise through the Western Caribbean that stopped in Jamaica. 

9 Things You Probably Didn't Think to Pack for Your Cruise

9 Things You Probably Didn't Think to Pack for Your Cruise | CosmosMariners.com

Over the years, I've been on several cruises, and each has been a learning experience. Since cruising is the exception for my travels rather than the rule, I find myself struggling with the packing aspect every time.

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I've slowly come to terms with my cruise packing abilities, and I've even come away from this last cruise with a few things that most people (including myself!) don't ever think about packing for a cruise.

Labadee, Haiti: Royal Caribbean's Private Caribbean Island

The first stop on our fifth anniversary cruise, Labadee, Haiti, didn't begin with a lot of promise.

After a medical emergency with one of the fellow passengers caused us to return to Cape Canaveral several hours after we'd set sail. Because of that, the captain had to make up 10 hours of lost sailing time during our first day at sea. Since we were so behind on our schedule, we'd been told that we were losing all but 5 hours on Labadee.

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And on top of that, we'd heard from a few people back home (and from a bunch of internet reviews) that Labadee was dirty and not even worth getting off the boat to see.

Labadee, Haiti: Royal Caribbean's Private Caribbean Island | CosmosMariners.com


Since we didn't have any shore excursions, we debated about whether we were even going to wander around on the island.

After shaking off the lazy, we headed down into Labadee. And I'm so glad that we did.

Labadee, Haiti: Royal Caribbean's Private Caribbean Island | CosmosMariners.com


Once we'd made it past the front gate, we meandered along the path nearest the coast while several local steel drum bands brought the sounds of the tropics to us.

Labadee, Haiti: Royal Caribbean's Private Caribbean Island | CosmosMariners.com


About halfway to the main beach area, we heard a young man with a megaphone talking about a cultural show. My ears perked up immediately, and our trajectory changed so we could locate the ampitheatre.

Once we found it, a very friendly young Haitian led us around to the back of the ampitheatre where there were some picnic tables in the shade. Landon almost immediately left again to find something to drink since it was so warm out there. I made friends with two women from Iowa who were also waiting for the show to start.

After 15 minutes, Landon finally showed back up--he'd found something to drink, but he'd learned the hard way that the Haitian vendors were very aggressive. A vendor led him to the drinks area, but then pressured him into purchasing two bracelets for his services. (I absolutely adore the bracelets, so the hard sell tactics ended up being worth the hassle.)

Just after he came back to the ampitheatre, the show started. It was a pretty casual affair with a live band (mostly trumpets with a drummer and a singer), a dance troupe, and a few gymnasts. Even though there was a fairly small audience (20 people or so), the MC was quite lively and kept all of us excited about each act.

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It was so fun to see the cultural dances performed by the dance troupe--their colorful costumes and enthusiastic attitude for their art was contagious, and the audience was clapping along in no time.

After the dance troupe had their time on stage, three gymnasts came up. They were awesome! Unlike an American performance, they didn't have any floor pads or safety equipment, but that didn't stop them from bouncing all over the place. Their accuracy and flexibility made me feel completely lazy for sitting back and watching them.

Labadee, Haiti: Royal Caribbean's Private Caribbean Island | CosmosMariners.com


For the rest of the time on the island, we grabbed lunch at the Royal Caribbean buffet area, then hung out by the beach for a while.

Labadee, Haiti: Royal Caribbean's Private Caribbean Island | CosmosMariners.com


We loved the fact that the ship was docked onsite so we didn't have to wait for a tender boat when we were ready to head back in for the day.

Labadee, Haiti: Royal Caribbean's Private Caribbean Island | CosmosMariners.com

We might have only had a few hours on the island, but I'm so glad that we decided to experience Labadee for ourselves and not listen to the naysayers! It just goes to show that travel--and each destination--is an incredibly personal experience. Always try things out for yourself!

Labadee, Haiti: Royal Caribbean's Private Caribbean Island | CosmosMariners.com


Know before you go:

  • Be prepared to haggle if you decide to purchase from the local vendors or artists. Of all of our stops, the Haitian vendors were the most aggressive and really pushed for a sell. Be firm, know your final price, and be prepared to walk away if they don't bargain with you. 
  • If you attend the cultural show, it is free. However, they will pass around a box for tips after both the dance routines and the gymnastics routine. If you enjoyed both acts, divide your money and give both times. 
  • There are lots of activities to do on Labadee, but most (in my opinion) are seriously overpriced. There's a really long zipline for $100 per person, and a rollercoaster for $30 per person per ride. You can also take your kids on a bouncy inflatable area. From others we talked to on the boat, the rollercoaster and the bouncy area weren't worth the money. We heard that the zipline was great, but I'm far too cheap to pay that much money for 25 seconds on a ride. Hang out by the beach, listen to the bands, and go to the cultural show for an inexpensive way to experience Labadee.
Have you been to Labadee? What's been your favorite port of call on the cruises you've experienced?
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Cozumel, Mexico: Paradise, Shopping, and Some Crazy Good Guacamole

Cozumel, Mexico: Paradise, Shopping, and Some Crazy Good Guacamole | CosmosMariners.com

After climbing a waterfall and exploring a cave system in Jamaica, and snorkeling in the clear blue waters off Grand Cayman, Landon and I were ready to relax when we reached our last port of call on our Western Caribbean cruise: Cozumel, Mexico.

Since we had an entire day ahead of us at the port with nothing to do but wander, we decided to just get off of the ship and see where we ended up. The area between the cruise pier and the downtown area is safe for visitors, so Landon and I laced up our walking shoes and headed out into the sunshine.

We'd been told conflicting information about the distance between the pier and the downtown area: one map said it was 1.5 miles, while another said it was 3. We figured that we were young and healthy and would be able to make the trek regardless of whether it was 1.5 or 3 miles. Plus, we're really cheap, and we didn't want to spend the $8-$10 on a taxi ride (one-way) when there were sights to see on foot. If you choose to walk, know that the distance is just over 2.5 miles. There are nicely constructed sidewalks on both sides, but there are parts of the walk that aren't covered at all. Take plenty of water!

On the way to the downtown area, we were stunned by the gorgeous blue water that hugged the left side of the Avenida General Rafael Melgar--and were extremely pleased that we'd skipped the taxi ride. There was plenty to see along the way: hotels, beach bars, scuba centers, and even an iguana or two.

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By the time we spotted the SeƱor Frog's (not our destination, as that's not really my scene), I was getting hot and sweaty, as the temperatures were quickly climbing into the lower 90s and the last bit of the walk hadn't been covered with trees. Landon and I ducked into the Plaza Punta Langosta and grabbed some water from the small farmacia there.

After we'd cooled down for a bit, we decided to wander through the shops--and we began to learn what shopping in Cozumel was like. The vendors weren't pushy, exactly (I've been harassed far more in other places on my travels), but they wanted to make sure that you knew they were there.

It's not uncommon to have the shop attendants or owners sit outside their place of business and call to you as you walk past: "Great sale today!" or "Can I show you _________?" A firm "no, thank you"or "no, gracias" given without breaking stride ends the conversation (though you're sure to have been spotted by another shop owner just down the way!). My favorite call was after we'd come out of one store: another shop keeper was sure to call to us, "My turn now!" as if it were a game and we were breaking the rules.

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We also discovered that haggling is alive and well in Cozumel, even in the brick-and-mortar shops. We went into one place to look at an embroidered dress for our toddler, and the shop assistant quoted us $25 for one. We weren't looking to spend that much, so we offered her $15, and she countered with $45 for two of them. That was still too much for us, and we left the shop. She must have told the owner that we were serious about buying the dress, so she called out to us as we were leaving the alleyway. We decided to go back and Landon haggled (in Spanish! I was super proud of him) the owner down to $30 for two hand embroidered dresses. When you're haggling, be firm in what you want and be prepared to walk away if you're not getting the price you want. If the seller is serious, he or she will work with you.

We browsed all over the downtown area, collecting a few other souvenirs along the way. By 2 p.m., we were both tired and hot (as the temperatures had settled in the mid-90s and the sky was cloudless), so we began the trek home.

I need to learn my limits, as I was hungry, overheated, and tired--but I kept pushing onward even after Landon asked if I wanted to stop and rest or get a taxi. I ended up completely shutting down and sitting in the shade for several minutes before I was able to get back up and walk.

Landon, being the awesome husband that he is, knows that a hangry/tired/overheated Natalie is a grumpy Natalie began looking for a place for us to grab a bite to eat. He settled on La Hach, which is this cute little place just off the Avenida.

Cozumel, Mexico: Paradise, Shopping, and Some Crazy Good Guacamole | CosmosMariners.com


We settled into a few chairs out on the porch overlooking the perfect blue waters of the Caribbean. Our waiter immediately helped us log into the free Wifi (so we could see our adorable daughter!) and brought us some huge frosty cocktails. Those helped me cool down a little, so I was able to then dive into the best guacamole I've had in a long time. It was so good we ordered a second platter!

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La Hach has an extensive drink menu in addition to its full food menu. We were so full after two plates of guacamole that we didn't make it to the lunch menu, but everything we saw coming out of the kitchen looked delicious. It's not too far from the cruise pier (we could see our ship as we dined), so if you want to jump off the ship for a quick meal and cocktails, this would be a great destination.

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After I'd eaten, I discovered that I'd gotten a heat rash (how attractive) that was now itching. Since I didn't want to make it worse, we headed right back to the ship after we were done eating.

Cozumel was a lively spot to wander around, and I'd recommend taking the walk from the ship to the downtown area (just drink more water and take more breaks that I did!).

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Have you visited Cozumel? Would you be up for the challenge of haggling?
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Royal Caribbean's Freedom of the Seas Western Caribbean Cruise: A Review

Royal Caribbean's Freedom of the Seas Western Caribbean Cruise: A Review | CosmosMariners.com

For our fifth anniversary, Landon and I headed off into the clear blue waters and sunshine of the Western Caribbean on Royal Caribbean's Freedom of the Seas ship. We were hoping for a balance of relaxation on board and adventure in our shore excursion.

So, did our experience match our expectations?

Parking
At $150 for our car for a week, the parking rate is a little ridiculous. That being said, I don't know how much of the price is set by Royal Caribbean since the garage is a part of the Port Canaveral cruise terminal.

Check-in
This was my fifth time cruising, and, by far, the most hectic check-in. I was pushed through security, figuratively by the security guard who kept yelling at me, and literally by the grumpy man behind me in line. I was so harried by the process (which was far worse than what I've endured for international flights) that I ended up tripping all over my luggage and stubbing my toe: not exactly the glamorous start to my cruise that I expected.

I was confused as to why both the cruise employees and the other guests were so pushy: it wasn't as if the boat was getting ready to leave or there were massive lines. Quite the opposite, actually! We were there five hours early and there weren't that many people in the lines.

Room
We usually go really cheap and get an interior room (since we're not in the room all that often anyway), but this time we upgraded--slightly--for a room overlooking the Royal Promenade. Technically, it's still an interior room, but the view was much better than a standard interior room: I think anything is better than a view of the wall! We enjoyed being able to people watch or check out the parades without leaving our room.

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It was a cruise compartment, so it was anything but spacious. In the bathroom, the shower looks like a space capsule or something, but is about the size of your daily vitamin. I can't blame Royal Caribbean for the cramped quarters, as this mini-sized bathroom has been the case on every cruise.

The room had a couch, vanity, a closet, several open shelves, and four drawers. There's also space under the bed to put suitcases, which meant we weren't constantly tripping over them.

Dining
While there's always something to nibble on, the quality of food on the cruise varies wildly depending where you're eating.

Windjammer Cafe is a buffet where you can get breakfast, lunch, and dinner. The breakfast there was the best of the three meals, with bacon, sausage, waffles, fresh fruit, hashbrowns, omelets, and pastries. For lunch, I really enjoyed their salad bar which had over two dozen different salad toppings (broccoli, cheese, croutons, sprouts, etc.). The hot food items and lunch were sometimes good, but we had to try several times to see what would win out that meal.

We ate all of our dinners in the main dining room, where the quality of food was far more consistent than it was at the Windjammer. I had an amazing cream of mushroom soup one night and a banana Bailey's creme brulee every single night. Have I mentioned how much I love creme brulee?!

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On the way to dinner for the first formal night!
One thing I loved about the main dining room was the group of people we got to sit with. Choosing to sit with 4-8 strangers every night can be a bit of a shot in the dark, but Landon and I lucked up this time. We met Chris and Paul from England, and Katherine and Jack (newlyweds!) from Wales, and all 6 of us got along famously. Those meals and conversations were some of the best times we had on the trip.

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There are specialty restaurants on board, too, but (being the cheap people that we are) we didn't try any since there's an additional charge to eat there.

We didn't get the drink package this time around (which starts at $65 per person for the length of the cruise and can top $300 per person if you spring for the top shelf liquor one), and ended up being fine with our decision. There's plenty of fruit infused water, lemonade, hot tea, iced tea, coffee, and orange juice around that we didn't miss having soft drinks all of the time.

Entertainment
I've heard more than one person say, "I'd be bored on a cruise." Yes, you can absolutely be bored on a cruise--if you want to be. There's absolutely no shame in hanging out by the pool with a book for hours on end.

Otherwise, there's no excuse. At any given time on the boat, there are multiple activities going on, from Zumba class to scrapbooking tutorials to spa tours to casino tournaments.

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One of the game shows that required a lot of audience participation!

There are dance classes, sports tournaments, the Flowrider, an 18-hole putt-putt course, a golf simulator, an arcade, multiple lounges, a library, and a computer center. Landon and I played trivia, lost money at blackjack, and went to two parades and a silent disco (so much fun!).

Every night, we went to the shows (a comedian, a musical, arial acrobatics), listened to multiple bands, and had several dancing options if we were feeling like some last night club action.

Ports of Call
Of all the cruises that I've taken, the line-up of ports on this voyage was the best yet. We had two days at sea--at the beginning and end of the cruise--with four ports in between: Labadee, Haiti; Falmouth, Jamaica (where we explored the Green Grotto Caves and hiked Dunn's River Falls); Grand Cayman, Cayman Islands; and Cozumel, Mexico.

We liked the variety of activities, shopping, and dining available at each. Plus, we only had to tender once (in Grand Cayman), so we could come and go off the boat as we pleased.

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Disembarkation
We chose to do the walk-off that morning, so we were able to leave the boat around 7:15. To take advantage of that disembarkation, you've got to take your own luggage, but you get to leave much earlier than other guests. Leaving the cruise was much easier than getting on (thankfully).
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Overall, we had a wonderful time. The staff, as usual, bent over backwards to make sure the ship was clean, that our dining experiences were great, and that we had everything we could need. Royal Caribbean remains the favorite of the three cruise lines that I've been on for the attention to detail that they give their guests. 

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If you're looking for a fun getaway, I'd highly recommend the 7-day Western Caribbean Cruise. We're already thinking of doing another cruise for our 10th anniversary in a few more years!

What cruise(s) have you been on? Do you have a favorite port of call?

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When Motion Sickness Hits on Vacation

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It's one of the worst possible situations. You've planned, you've gotten excited, you've embarked on your vacation, and you get sick.

No one wants to sit inside a hotel room feeling awful while the rest of your friends or family enjoys the adventure that you're all on. Whether your motion sickness started because of plane turbulence, a bumpy bus ride, too many roller coaster rides, or rough seas on a cruise, the experience can leave you weak, nauseous, and exhausted.

I know all too well the drain that motion sickness can take on a vacation. When my parents took my sister and I on our first cruise several years back, I had a wonderful time--for the first day or so. Then, we got into rougher seas (courtesy of a hurricane that was blasting through the Bahamas at the time), and I got to experience sea sickness for the first time in all of its awful glory.

Since I'd always been able to handle just about anything thanks to what my parents call my steel stomach--crazy roller coasters, long car rides, the bumpiest of plane rides--they weren't sure why I was so sick. My mom and dad first assumed I'd gotten food poisoning (thanks to my shellfish allergy), but, unlike my shellfish reactions, this sickness didn't get better in 12-14 hours.

After two days of being completely limp and horribly nauseous, my parents made the decision to take me off the boat for our scheduled shore excursion in Cozumel, Mexico. Ever the history buff, I'd been so excited about visiting the Mayan ruins in Tulum, but the reality left me sitting with my dad on a stone wall while I morosely watched an iguana scurry up part of the ruins and tried not to hurl.

We finally realized that what was causing me to feel so bad was sea sickness when I began to feel better on shore, but immediately got worse again when we returned to the boat.

I can say, without a doubt, that sea sickness ruined an incredible experience for me. From that moment onward, I made sure not to let something avoidable like motion sickness interfere with the fun on my vacations!

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When Landon and I headed off on our Western Caribbean cruise a few weeks ago, you'd better believe that I had some Dramamine Non-Drowsy Naturals in my bag. No way, no how was I going to miss a moment of the fun that we had lined up!

More than fifteen years after I first visited Cozumel, Mexico, I returned--and this time, I was trying to puke into my dad's hat.

When Motion Sickness Hits on Vacation | CosmosMariners.com


I've tried many anti-sea-sickness products on the cruises I've taken, and most of them leave me passed out in the stateroom while everyone else heads up to the pool for some fun in the sun. I didn't go on the cruise to sleep while my family leaves me!

The Dramamine Non-Drowsy Naturals, which I took as soon as we got onto the boat, kept me from missing a moment of the pool parties, dancing, dining, and shore excursions. I liked that it had a clinically-proven dosage of ginger to settle my stomach, but the dosage is gentle enough that I could use it throughout the cruise.

I might not be able to stop getting the flu, pneumonia, or a cold while on vacation, but you'd better believe that I'm going to do everything in my power to keep sea sickness at bay!

Are you one of the 50% of the population that gets sea sickness or motion sickness? What have you had to miss because of motion sickness? Have you ever been sick on vacation?

I was selected for this opportunity as a member of Clever Girls and the content and opinions expressed here are all my own.

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Hiking up Dunn's River Falls, Ocho Rios, Jamaica

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After we got back on the bus after experiencing the Green Grotto Caves, our driver took a tally of who would be interested in eating some jerk chicken and rice after the second half of our shore excursion at Dunn's River Falls.

Landon and I are always up for trying local foods, and, since we knew we wouldn't have a chance to eat out any other time in Jamaica, we signed up. The driver promised that he'd get the meals for us while we were at the Falls, and they'd be hot and ready for us in the bus when we returned. It's a little sketchy ordering food from someone you don't know in a brand new country, but Landon and I figured that the worst that could happen would be that we'd get sick.

After a quick ride from the Caves over to the Falls, our fellow passengers piled off the bus and down into the ticketing area.

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As we approached the falls, I started to wonder exactly what we were going to do. The shore excursion description had promised that we were going to climb the falls, but I was a little confused on the terminology. I figured that the blurb meant we were going to climb next to the falls with a few chances to splash in the pools of water.

How wrong I was.

When they say you're going to climb they falls, they mean you're actually going to climb up the falls in the water! As the guides led us alllllll the way to the bottom of the waterfall (where the river actually dumps into the ocean), I began to question if my legs would hold out climbing up the equivalent of the stairs of an 18 story building.

Hiking up Dunn's River Falls, Ocho Rios, Jamaica | CosmosMariners.com


The guide, Peter, has everyone link hands for the first section of the climb. As I put my foot in the rushing water (which was rushing a little fast for comfort!), I made a quick wish that, if I were going to fall and break my tailbone on the falls, I'd do it now so I wouldn't have to get extracted in the middle of the waterfall where everyone would be staring at me.

When we climbed up that first section, Peter splashed everyone and broke up any tension that our group had about the experience. After all, his motto was "if you're not soaked, you're not having fun!"


Over the next hour or so, our group of twenty people was led up the falls as Peter pointed out places where we should stand, step, or pull ourselves up. For the most part, the climb was fairly easy--and if I, who am completely unathletic, can do the climb easily, pretty much anyone can.

The climb was slow and peppered with stops in the pools along the way, which allowed all of us to savor the gorgeous tropical surroundings and the completely clear water around us.


By the time we got to the top, Landon and I felt like we could conquer anything! It was, hands down, the highlight of our entire trip, and I can't recommend a visit enough. If you go without a cruise group, it's $20 (U.S.) for a guided climb.

If you go:

  • Make sure to bring water shoes. The rocks are very slippery and rough, and it would be very easy to fall or cut yourself without rubber soles shoes. They might not look super fancy, but they're worth looking dorky for the climb. 
  • There are lockers available at the top of the falls. They cost $8 and are large enough to store a backpack. 
  • Bring a waterproof camera! The guide will happily take your pictures at various points along the way for free if you give him your camera. 
  • Don't buy the video that they will try and hock on you. It costs $40 (for a VIDEO) and the production value is just what you'd imagine from a DVD that was edited and burned in less than 15 minutes. 
  • The shopkeepers in the gift village near the exit are fairly aggressive. They will call to you, try to show you things as you walk by, and holler at you after you've passed. Since the Falls are a very popular tourist destination, many of the items are more expensive than elsewhere on the island. Keep your head down, give them a firm "no, thank you," and don't stop walking. 

Oh, and about the jerk chicken: it was waiting for us on the bus, just as our driver promised. It was delicious. Landon and I both love spicy food, so we made sure to dose our chicken liberally in the extra jerk sauce. Chowing down on that as we headed back to the ship was the perfect ending to our day!

Would you be interested in climbing a waterfall? What adventurous things have you done on your travels?
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Bats, Bond, and Pirates: Green Grotto Caves, Jamaica

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Nothing says happy anniversary like going to hang out with some bats.

At least, if you're Landon and I, that's what your fifth anniversary looks like!

My parents wanted to give us a gift that we'd actually use on ourselves (and not spend on something super practical like groceries), so my mom asked if she and my dad could buy us a shore excursion. Landon and I looked at the available options and decided on a tour in Jamaica that took us to both the Green Grotto Caves and Dunn's River Falls.

My mom and dad didn't know it at the time, but their gift ended up being one of the highlights of our entire Western Caribbean cruise! I'm breaking the shore excursion into two parts, so check back on Monday to read about our time at Dunn's River Falls.

Our Jamaica excursion was the first that we'd book for this cruise, so Landon and I were up and at 'em early the morning we were porting in Falmouth.

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Neither of us had been to the country before, so we weren't sure what to expect in terms of atmosphere, personnel, culture, or safety. I'd heard some conflicting information from friends who'd been before (some loved it, while some didn't care to go back), and my total knowledge about Jamaica came from what I'd gleaned from Cool Runnings (one of the greatest movies ever). I really should've done more research before I got on the boat, but I failed big time as a travel blogger.

Still, just showing up in a place with very little knowledge gives you a bit of a head rush. I'd recommend doing it--every once in a while.

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Anyway, we got off the boat, followed the hordes of fellow cruise passengers through the gated shopping area and into the tented area to meet our excursion bus.

We patiently waited for our bus to pull up while we marveled at how the dozens of tour guides were keeping the chaos of hundreds of visitors to a dull roar. Our guide, Patrine, showed us to our bus--which, like many of the buses we encountered throughout the Caribbean, was a refurbished one from somewhere in Asia. It was so funny to see Asian writing all over a bus that was hurtling down a road in Jamaica!

After a thirty minute ride from the port in Falmouth to Discovery Bay in the St. Ann parish, we arrived at our first stop of the day: the Green Grotto Caves.

The entrance is somewhat underwhelming, as it's just some iron bars across an opening in the rock, but, really, what cave entrance is exciting? (Answer: none.)

Bats, Bond, and Pirates: Green Grotto Caves, Jamaica | CosmosMariners.com


As soon as we stepped inside, things got a lot more interesting, as some small, flying things tried to dive bomb us as we were gathering our hard hats.
Bats, Bond, and Pirates: Green Grotto Caves, Jamaica | CosmosMariners.com
We're either going on a very sanitary cave tour, or we're about to deal with some aggressive deli meat at your local sandwich shop. 
After a brief spaz attack (in which I though that the flying things were bats trying to burrow into my hair), Landon assured me that they were, in fact, birds that we'd scared by coming into the caves. Somehow, small flying birds in a cave made me feel infinitely better than small flying bats.

Our guide, a young, chipper fellow, first led us into a large opening deeper into the cave. Here, he pointed out several carved areas, including a stage, a bar, tables, and chairs. Earlier in its life, the cave had been turned into a nightclub by its American owners--who apparently didn't consider that nightclubs are rather noisy. After several small cave-ins and some serious disturbance of the local animals, the nightclub was shut down, and the caves were restored to their more natural state.

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In addition to their entertainment past, the caves have quite a storied history. During the English conquest of Jamaica in the 1600s, the Spanish governor used the caves as a hideout--and as a way to ultimately escape the island once the English took power. You can still see the mouth of the tunnel that the governor took in his final flight from the island, though it has been blocked off in recent years.

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The caves also served as a pirate hangout and gold treasury. Just like at Morgan's Point in the Bahamas, I looked for any remaining loot, but, sadly, it looks like it's all gone in both places!

Our next stop was in the Grotto, which had its 15 minutes of fame in the 1973 James Bond film, Live and Let Die. If you've seen the film and you remember the scene where Bond is about to be fed to the sharks in a cave, then you've seen part of the Green Grotto.

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While we were down there, our guide (who had a wicked sense of humor) turned out the lights so we could see how dark it had been with the native population first discovered it. Of course, he decided to have a little fun with us, and took a thin stick to tickle some of our ankles. I pretty much detest all wildlife, so my first thought was "SNAKE!" and I proceeded to climb up Landon's back like a four-year-old. My shrieking cracked up the rest of the group, and the guide turned the lights back on, and I tried to pretend that the crazy screaming woman had been anyone but me. Ha!

Our final stop was to the Wishing Well part of the cave, where there's a 40 foot drop into a pool of clear water. It was quite pretty, but I was afraid to stick my phone too far over the edge for fear of seeing it plummet to its death.

All in all (even with the bat sightings and faux snake), the Grotto was a great stop, and I'm super glad that we had it on our itinerary. If you're staying at one of the nearby resorts, or if you're visiting Ocho Rios, definitely add this into your vacation.

Stay tuned for what happened on the second half of our Jamaica shore excursion, including my thoughts on my first ever jerk chicken, and whether we were actually able to finish climbing a (pretty big) waterfall!

Have you ever been to Jamaica? What did you think? What caves have you visited?
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